Berner Brain Tote


Drink water like it’s a competitive sport. Lemons are scary. I found a tortilla chip in this very spot in April 2015 so I must check EVERY TIME. Our diagram takes you inside the sometimes complex, often silly and occasionally downright ridiculous mind of a Bernese Mountain Dog. Next time you feel the urge to ask “What exactly goes ON inside that head of yours??”, you can just refer to your tote for a refresher. Then buy yourself something nice to put in it.

This roomy, rugged tote has a soft black inner lining for keeping your turkey legs protected. Printed with this public service diagram on both sides.

• 100% spun polyester weather resistant fabric
• Bag 15" x 15" (38.1cm x 38.1cm)
• Capacity – 2.6 US gal (10l)
• Maximum weight limit – 11lbs (5kg)
• Dual handles 100% natural cotton bull denim
• Handle length 11.8" (30 cm), width 1" (2.5cm)
• Made in America

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